Summer Camp

Rivers of Grue


♬ Suggested Audio Jukebox ♬

[1] BananaramaCruel Summer

[2] Alice Cooper (He’s Back) The Man Behind The Mask

[3] Frank Sinatra Luck Be A Lady


Welcome fellow summer campers to the one place on earth you are guaranteed not to come back alive from. My apologies if this wasn’t stated in the brochure but we ran out of column space and it seemed more important to pimp out the wonderful facilities that Camp Crystal Lake can offer at just a snip of the price of other seasonal hot spots. I won’t bore you with the details now as you’ve only just arrived and I can see you wish to place your bags down and stretch those long lustrous legs a little after such an uneventful journey. Fret not as we’ve got activities coming out of our ears here and your short stay promises to be anything but boring.



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